Special delivery · For Courtney's eyes only
An extremely official invitation to...
Let me take you out.
And by out, I mean
literally outside.
I was going to play it cool. Then I planned a whole picnic.
So here we are. A little fresh air, a little flirting,
and a very suspicious amount of cheese.
Warning: contains scenic views, premium dad jokes,
and someone who's very excited to see you.
100% CORNY
0% REGRETS
0% REGRETS